Leslee Kulba


Posts by Leslee Kulba (page 5)

  • Mo-ral-i-ty

    I’m trying to ignore the spectacle and attempt to bring whatnot into the mainstream, but I’m having mixed feelings about leaving good and honorable people in the trenches. Conservative activists (which normally would be an oxymoron) Dr. Carl Mumpower and Chad Nesbitt have offered a $2000 reward for: anyone…
    Leslee Kulba, April 11, 2016
  • What’s The World to Do When Everybody’s Insane?

    Prescription drug abuse and poor access to mental health services are the biggest threats to the health of Henderson County residents, a new countywide health assessment says. An article in the Hendersonville Lightning says Blue Ridge Community Health Services reports “more than 10,000 patients with a behavioral health diagnosis.”…
    Leslee Kulba, April 9, 2016
  • Unable to Get out of the Gutter

    I’m here at a Starbucks trying to get some work done on the way back to North Carolina. I had to go to the bathroom, and I had a great idea for an article: Dufus Goes to the Men’s Room. I would simply hang out in the men’s room at…
    Leslee Kulba, April 9, 2016
  • With Smart Growth I Hereby Vision Minority Political Parties to Oblivion

    We accept it as just these days to gerrymander folks of a kind into districts to control voting. So, what about a little urban planning to design a little bulldozing of successful businesses of high-ranking members of the minority political party? Since the city’s decision-makers are going along with…
    Leslee Kulba, April 9, 2016
  • Imagine . . . A Perfect World Where Everybody Walks around with a Camera on Their Be-Hind

    This is a longshot, but once we establish there is no need for privacy in bathroom stalls and locker rooms, or even any need not to have federal agents constantly monitoring video feed from cameras in our personal bathrooms, this* is going to look so primitive. I mean, a…
    Leslee Kulba, April 8, 2016
  • Ensure Everybody but Yourself Drinks Responsibly

    So, I’m out of town for a funeral. I skipped the seven-hour commissioners’ meeting so I could get the boss’ taxes ready for the CPA and file the briefs I had to finish for another outlet before I left town. So now, surrounded by family, including my adorable little niece…
    Leslee Kulba, April 8, 2016
  • Government Ought Protect Us from Danger, Not Foist It upon Us

    I boycotted the Buncombe County Commissioners’ meeting Tuesday because I respect my mind too much to turn into this horrible monkey that writes about that which offends Puritans and Victorians. That’s not who I am or who I want to be. So the radical extremists can take their insane agenda…
    Leslee Kulba, April 7, 2016
  • Honey, Politics Shrunk the Kids

    I’ve been in my car for twelve hours, listening to talk radio in other states. You could guess what I’m hearing about HB2: The evil Republicans for some strange reason decided to require a birth certificate to go into public bathrooms. The good news is, in case you were having…
    Leslee Kulba, April 7, 2016