Which is a big deal according to the usual Uptown suspects — lots of celebrities and press in town — except for one little problem: Come 2018 or probably March 2017 almost no one will remember whether the 2017 NBA All-Star Game was played. Case in point: Without looking, can you name where the 2014 All-Star was played? Or this year’s game?

(Answers: 2014: New Orleans at the Smoothie King Center. Yes, really. 2015: New York City’s Madison Square Garden)