News: Ellmers went to Israel, did not make out in the back seat

The N&O’s Under the Dome blog dutifully offers the following headline:

Ellmers went to Israel, did not skinny-dip

I think it is worthwhile knowing that the North Carolina representative didn’t engage in any other embarrassing, juvenile behavior that would be fun to see her named linked with in a headline, e.g.:

  • Ellmers went to Israel, did not moon passers-by
  • Ellmers went to Israel, did not dump pig’s blood on the prom queen
  • Ellmers went to Israel, did not place whoopie cushions on people’s seats
  • Ellmers went to Israel, did not draw crude sexual graffiti on the bathroom stall

When news doesn’t break, we fix it.

Jon Sanders / Director of Regulatory Studies

Jon Sanders studies regulatory policy, a veritable kudzu of invasive government and unintended consequences. As director of regulatory studies at the John Locke Foundation, Jo...

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