Now that your federal tax dollars can fund abortions, Representative Susan Fisher is advocating that your state tax dollars go toward teaching Kama Sutra 101. The policy, which flies in the face of the God of many in this state, is not expected to give kids any ideas. It’s supposed to make them safe.

Fisher is proposing a two-tier system where kids can take the traditional abstinence-only curriculum or the Planned Parenthood-lobbied one. If all goes as planned, the Ozzie and Harriet families will be too embarrassed by the subject to show up at the required public meeting. They’ll enroll their kids in the abstinence-only curriculum, and those in the other track will become better equipped to take advantage of their children.