The news in Hendersonville today is obsessed with obesity. One article tells of Jim Anthony’s plans. For the past eighteen years, Anthony has built communities around golf courses designed by famous golfers, Tiger Woods’ course being his last endeavor. The savvy, capitalist is leaving his eighteen-year career to change the way people think about healthcare. He hasn’t worked out the details.

Another article hypes up a program, funded in part by the state, designed to fight childhood obesity by getting children moving. It is also expected the program will self-actualize the children. On the bright side, no case of childhood obesity extending beyond eighteen years has ever been documented.

In a third article, three young men got so healthy, they ran away from their alternative camp.