Under the Dome has an interestingly named item here:

The UNC Lineberger Comprehensive Cancer Center will bring a giant inflatable colon to the General Assembly on June 26. …

The Super Colon is designed to teach people about the risks and symptoms of colorectal cancer and give information about early detection and treatment options.

Please, please don’t create a mascot for Super Colon.

Hat tip: Mitch Kokai