Read this article if you are in dire need of an emetic; I have no doubt it will work. (Note: The preceding claim has not been reviewed by the Food and Drug Administration.)

If you have managed “I feel so strongly that if we don’t take care of our children, we don’t take care of our future” without incident, keep reading; you will eventually encounter “the warm, earnest, human side of campaigning, politicians comforting people with detailed explanations of how they will solve their problems and flattering them with their presence.” Oof … excuse me.

Those of you constitutionally capable will eventually read this:

A man shouted through an opening in the wall that his wife was illegal.

“No woman is illegal,” Clinton said, to cheers.


Elvira Arellano
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