When you check Google tomorrow, I expect there will be statements timestamped within 90 minutes of the event, pointing the pallid finger of indignation at the real culprit:
JOPLIN, Mo. [AP via WRAL)]– A 13-year-old student wearing a mask and a long, black trenchcoat fired an AK-47 into the ceiling at his school Monday morning after confronting a pair of students and administrators, telling them “please don’t make me do this,” officials said.
No one was injured, and the boy, who police said was following a well-thought out plan, was taken into custody.
Hint: It won’t be the student.
