“University Implicated in Degrees-for-Payment Scheme”, reads the satirical journal’s headline. The scheme entails the university “grant[ing] academic degrees to students in exchange for hefty payments, often totaling tens of thousands of dollars. In the process, thousands of graduates have emerged with degrees, but few or no skills applicable to everyday life. And many are as unprepared to enter the job market as they were when they first enrolled.” A brilliant satire.