The other UNC flagship puts together a panel to assuage worries about what the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob really meant about homosexuality. Panel members include Jimmy Creech; rabbi Raachel Jurovics, the program director at Temple Beth Or, a reform Jewish congregation; Reverend Wanda Floyd, an openly lesbian African-American minister who founded the Imani MCC of Durham; and Reverend Brian Ammons of Pullen Memorial Baptist Church. Remarks from the Christian panelists suggest their Scriptures have been purged of I Corinthians 5 and 6.

Surprising for a university panel discussion, the panelists were in complete agreement about the issue: “Across the board, the four panelists were all supportive of greater inclusion in relation to spirituality.” All in one accord, as it were.

They were also in agreement about the real sinners: “This rhetoric is coming from white males” yadda yadda yadda …