A very funny little site started with a confusion between rocket-propelled grenades and role-playing games, RPGs all, and wound up with possible character attributes of Demo candidates. If the following makes no sense, that is because you have had a productive, meaningful life. If, however, you are like me, it is pretty funny.

Howard Dean

STR: 11
INT: 13
WIS: 9
DEX: 10
CON: 12
CHR: 13

Wesley Clark

STR: 14
INT: 12
WIS: 11
DEX: 12 (-4 when trying to dodge questions)
CON: 14
CHR: 10

John Edwards

STR: 10
INT: 13
WIS: 10
DEX: 12
CON: 10 (+2 for Forehead of Perpetual Youth)
CHR: 13

John Kerry

STR: 10
INT: 13
WIS: 13
DEX: 9
CON: 10
CHR: 9