Pity the poor kid who can’t force companies to bend to his will, who thinks the First Amendment guarantees him the right to be heard or else. Come to think of it, I see a lot of these types in nurseries.

The real shame of it is, the police are in on the gag, too, since they “failed to arrest” him at an earlier protest. He seemed upset about that, too. Maybe it’s because the police’s “failure” meant couldn’t whimper about being a First Amendment martyr then, or complain about CNN?