Robert Duvall has no Tender Mercies for the wonderboy director, who apparently lives in his own Neverland. Spielberg allegedly said words to the effect that “the best seven hours I ever spent was actually with Fidel Castro.”

“Now, what I want to ask him,” Duvall said, “‘…Would you consider building a little annex on the Holocaust museum, or at least across the street, to honor the dead Cubans that Castro killed?'”