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When students protest college costs on this side of the Atlantic, the university provides them refreshments, lends them band equipment, even gives them bus rides. Weenies. Look what this chap did: pushed a monkey nut with his nose down Downing Street to protest student debt. He said he would present the nut to Prime Minister Blair.

I confess I have no idea what a monkey nut has to do with student debt. But I can imagine this conversation taking place outside No. 10:

“That nut is not allowed here, sir.”
“But it’s for the Prime Minister!”
“I was talking to the legume, sir.”

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