I’m sorry. I can’t help but see the camel’s nose choomin’ in the tent. The Mountain Xpress gave us an article to guide us in learning about weed as an economic engine critical to world history. I think the order of operations is: tolerate, celebrate, embrace, go to rehab, repeat as needed. Anyway, the headline is, “Hemp History Week Seeks to Alter Your Perceptions.” That’s funny. But everything’s funny, man, and munchy, like sooooooooooo. Ha ha. I thought LDS was better at that. But don’t worry. I smell something like a Celebration of Women’s Issues in Acid Dropping Week around the corner.

P.S. Your face is melting.